Mimi Bond

About me

### Meet Your All-Natural British Companion An all-natural, curvy British woman—with the accent included—who appreciates great company, exceptional dining, and making every moment count. What you see is genuinely what you get. I don’t airbrush my photos, and I’m definitely not an AI creation. In fact, I’m not particularly fond of technology, despite my surprising love for clever gadgets and home electronics. Consider me a walking contradiction. I wasn’t always confident. I used to be shy and a little awkward, but somewhere along the way I discovered my confidence, embraced who I am, and learned to enjoy life on my own terms. Now I’m here to share that energy, laughter, and confidence with you. ### Interests I’m endlessly curious and always looking for something new to enjoy. My interests include: * 🎬 Classic films, especially 1980s cinema and David Fincher * 🥊 Fitness, boxing, and endurance training * 🛍️ Shopping and discovering beautiful things * 🌌 Starry nights and spontaneous midnight adventures * 📚 Reading and writing * 😏 Dry, absurdist, and offbeat humor * 🛁 Relaxing with an unapologetic bathtub nap * 🍷 Fine dining and discovering great wines * 🎉 Socializing, nightlife, and people-watching * 🏀 NBA, UFC, and Formula 1 * 🧠 Learning new things and meeting fascinating people I’m currently enjoying Italian reds and California whites, but I’m always curious enough to try something new. ### Rates & Availability **Outcall rates:** * 1-hour virtual date — $1,200 * 2 hours — $3,000 * 3 hours — $4,500 * 4 hours — $5,000 * 6 hours — $6,500 * Overnight — $9,000 * 24 hours — $14,000 Incall arrangements are available with an additional $300. For longer engagements or travel arrangements, please inquire directly. I accept cash, Venmo, and cryptocurrency, with a preference for crypto, cash, or Venmo. If you appreciate intelligence, humor, confidence, fine dining, and a woman who refuses to take herself too seriously, we may get along beautifully.