Riley Woods

About me

Hello! Your friendly neighborhood blonde bombshell here! My life as Riley began as my escape from the drudgery of corporate America. Too much fluorescence, too many pointless meetings, not enough sleep. I was made for sunshine, thoughtful conversations, old school romance, and connections that begin before our clothes come off. I have a master’s degree in writing, which makes me an “effervescent” blonde, not just a bubbly one Before that, I was a complete failure of a Catholic schoolgirl. Now, I’m the type of girl who reads Nabokov by the pool and risqué novels at the library. I collect vintage champagne and maintain America’s largest reserve of itty-bitty bikinis. I’m terrible at golf but excellent at blackjack. I spend my free time inventing creative ways to lose at chess. I’ve been to 32 countries, and counting. From summiting Mt. Fuji in Japan to wandering Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, adventure is my raison d’être. My Bucket List: Antarctic cruise, scuba diving in the Maldives, and learning to fly a helicopter. What will our time together be like? It could be dirty martinis and a view of the Manhattan skyline. It could be white tablecloths, and twelve courses of heaven. It could be a week of adventure in a new country, my head on your shoulder for the flight home. Whether it’s cuddling up to watch sitcoms, a restaurant rated three stars by a tire company, or a whirlwind escape to a new city, let’s enjoy it all together. So, I seem like your flavor of trouble? Head over to my website and use my booking form to introduce yourself. I’m excited to meet you!